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For someone so fast, he sure waited for the last possible moment before showing up.

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Just a bunch of bros hanging out (and trying to stop evil incarnate)

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Beware the wizard that turns your head into a vegetable.

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Someone built a Time Machine for the sole purpose of telling time. Actually using it as a Time Machine will destroy the universe.

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Given the situation, “touch grass” is probably the worst thing you could do right now.

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Narcissist wins a card tournament to prove he’s better than everyone, then bans the game.

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Pushing rocks down a hill is way better than pushing them up one.

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Welp, the world has gone to shit. Time to go to Canada!

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For some reason, the best character in the game works best when he isn’t wearing any clothes.

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After leaving your home planet, you go to what’s essentially space Australia.

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Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?

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Shenanigans

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You’ve angered the tech wizard!

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Man, it will just not stop raining.

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You thought this was New Game +? Nope, it’s the rest of the game!

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“No! You’re supposed to obey me!” The seven hero souls:

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I will pay you to jump off this cliff.

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Roses are red, I would never lie

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You’re a fortune teller, but instead of predicting the future, you write it.

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Chess, but a goose can steal your opponent’s king.

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No one suspects the flamingo.

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Buster wolf!

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Roses are red, my friend is a vidiot

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I can’t believe they’ve done this

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Local terrorist becomes an actor where he plays a local terrorist.

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